Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire
What the hell is this? The grammar is all over the place. I have no idea what you’re trying to tell us. Whatever language this is, it’s certainly not English.
thank you for the feedback, I will keep this reply in mind the next time my house is on fire
so nice you see him twice
Wow… Bad ass…
Seriously badass and awesome 💗
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy
I don’t speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going “Wait that’s not ‘can it’ that’s 'Shut the fuck up’”
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout “BOOORRIINGGG!!!” when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
“And I tell you hwat, young man. I don’t think I know hwat a ‘heart of the cards’ is, but I know for certain you’ve got the heart of a Texan.”
This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like
whenever i’m discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. ‘isn’t eridan a cute name for a boy? it’s greek.’ this is the pseudointellectual’s noblesse oblige.
hang on I have to google something
oh you sick fuck
i was so good at this water sort mobile game and i’m stuck on level like 348 and i’m convinced this one is impossible. i was stuck on it for weeks like a year ago and then quit and came back to it recently with a new hunger and vengeance and it’s kicking my ass i swear
it’s just not possible.
i take back every bad thing i ever said about this website
This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen










